How To Plant “Girlfriends”
By michelle | January 11, 2010
There are times when I wonder, what in the world is my child doing? And this is one of those times:
Punky decided to teach Bunky how to plant “girlfriends.”
“Girlfriends??” I asked him.
“Yes, Mom, girlfriends,” Punky replied
Step One: Gather the “eggs” of the “girlfriends”
Step Two: Plant the “eggs” of “a lot of girls”
Step Three: “They drink all the water and grow as big as” Punky
Step Four: After you reap them, you feed them Milk and Orange juice because “that’s all the only like”
Step Five: When the “girlfriends” grow up, make sure you have them “play with trains and listen” to you.
** If your baby brother starts fussing while you are planting your “girlfriends”, just tell him “It’ll be ALL the girls.”
The baby will calm down right away.
**And if your mother tells you to
“take all of your girlfriends up to you bedroom,”
don’t expect to ever hear that again.
9 Comments
grandma on January 11, 2010 at 8:30 pm.
What books has he been reading…where do babies come from?
The photos are very interesting…
Elizabeth on January 11, 2010 at 9:07 pm.
wow. what will he come up with next!! too cute!
Laura on January 11, 2010 at 9:11 pm.
Kids are so hilarious!! How cute!
Annie Luidhardt on January 12, 2010 at 12:44 pm.
So funny!!
Rachel on January 12, 2010 at 2:05 pm.
I am literally “LOL”-ing! What the heck is going on in that boy’s head?! Haha! He is too funny!
Elizabeth @ The Garden Window on January 13, 2010 at 2:05 am.
Utterly priceless !!
Trish on January 13, 2010 at 12:04 pm.
So random, but stink’n funny and cute!
Pres. Kathy on January 15, 2010 at 10:34 am.
Rachel on January 15, 2010 at 3:37 pm.
Someone is going to make Mommy and Daddy a lot of money some day when he becomes a fertility specialist! LOL